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Hello post doesn't welcome to the last post the final word in this be most final of wealth. Today's episode May 15th of September of the Year 2020 on this day in history in 1928 Scottish bacteriologist, Alexander Fleming discovered penicillin while studying influenza, which was not what the project was Alexander Fleming. So we go to fail Mark despite thousands of millions of lives into the future. And on this date in 68 Eastern Roman emperor Constantine II was assassinated in his boss at Syracuse initially after which no Roman Emperor has ever bathed again making every Roman boss a piece of satirical comedy show guest today on the podcast is Doctor Professor, Matt kirshen time traveler and hands on his story and welcome back to the shop is nice to have been half.

Coming up today and you'll be bringing us out top story, which is an awesome full session exclusive depending on whether you say autumn or I wrong but first some headlines of stories we won't have time.

In the news today The Wiggles government initially has launched a new political podcast for it school constituency of babies who accidentally voted on iPads cold Piccolo Mussolini the podcast and to educate the public in the fundamentals of statecraft giving them a head start on this fascist future. The blue wiggle has made a statement to the Press saying quote at some point. We will achieve the ultimate goal of old politics, which is to have an actual baby as president. How do you feel about The Wiggles government match on mostly in favor of it, but I'd be more in favor of a traditional government that also sings and dances with children. But if you had to choose between the two if I had to choose between the two I would definitely choose a traditional government, but wearing matching multi-colored dungarees and really very coordinated dance routines massive coronavirus spread caused by Dorothy.

The dinosaurs hugs tour of the nation. Which day it will admit. It was a mistake. Well, it's easy to be wise in hindsight. It is indeed. Well, it's hard to have hindsight when your eyes are made of plastic. See the dinosaurs Moto official intelligence sensor a phone that blows out curse words and rewrites hate speech and racial epithets. As you type them. I hate you for example has turned into I disagree with you. This is an example of Technology being brought in to do things. We used to have to do inside our own heads like basic arithmetic or enjoying how L breakfast looks I can't see anyone's going to be particularly pleased to be real time bowdlerized by a robot School. Mom mashup of a repressed Victorian antiquarian chipping the dick off Marvel statues and clippy the presumptuous paperclip, but the way that I feel the world is going the end result of blowing Square. Well, it's is inevitably that people will be incredibly upset by everything blurry.

And Elon Musk brain chipped pigs have escaped from their facility in the dark of night killing three gods and escaping in a Tesla truck must corporate militia has been deployed to capture or terminate the road pool sign Androids people. They fulfill the mysterious plan that they pulled into the Wolves of their cells and which offices are currently attempting to decipher Vasquez refused comment. But the Sleep Leak with lady who acted the public face of his Sinister company has said that the chipped pigs should be easy enough to capture given that any Pig can only ever be six degrees of separation from Kevin Bacon at a given time. And that's all the time. We have the news stories. We don't have time for this is now it's time for you Lads your ad section now because you can't be what you can't find and this episode of the podcast by paradox paradox the doctor. It just met itself from the future. Luther King Junior said, why do people even drink coffee anyway, and he was killed a media 3 years and 5 months and three days.

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Sorry today. I brought to you by the Brilliance mat cushion is an Autumn / full fashion, exclusive you're on the pulse of fashion Matt cash and tell us what's going on there right now, and I'm an American now so full is the correct would I know I love the thought of strange sounding sentences, like look at that old woman. She's had an awesome quote an ambulance.

It sounds ridiculous. You never called an ambulance cuz in America they like $14,000 a week Uber and we hope they don't charge a blood fee as it is. Correct piano Retros coming in strong. I mean really retro powdered wigs Ruffs full suits of Armour bathing once a year shifting into park and throw it into the streets dying at 50 because you trusted the wrong egg excetera will because of the flying ship parts, that's really driving too fast. When at any moment, you can get a pulse in a container of fecal matter flying at you from a hike you going to want some kind of interchangeable head covering also is zoom in Google Hangouts All the Rage most of the style progress will be focused waist up will be wearing increasingly elaborate have some ties while the lower Halls of ourselves will slowly at your feet until we start to resemble a particular.

All Casper the Friendly Ghost who let's not forget was modeling the most type of sperm available at the time.

List is always a ghost of a sperm it is will you do wonder why more buildings on haunted by I say billions of operations activation? Oh my God a lot more sperm have died in this building. I'm currently standing in right now. Then I say any full humans.

When is a lot of haunted sucks in the mud is free but then of course murder gets me old still holds. That's all the time. We have to get top story right now cuz now it's time for you and lettuce to the editor.

You'll let us to the editor now and remember you can send a letter to the editor by riding to us at the last post at something else. Com. Today's letter from the editor. It comes from John John says hello Alice and guests for today. That's you today Matt. Will you please marry me John Deere doing writing to us at the last post at something else. Com.

And thank you for listening to the last post today. What he really is 366 days of this leap year and we'll be back tomorrow with all the latest news in this Dimension. If you were listening in the other dimension to feel free to recommend us to your friends or enemies your guest today on the podcast was Doctor Professor Reverend Lord, Matt kirshen not have you got anything to plug can I also just checked by the way your last of us theme to be continued. Will you marry me to my beloved?

In your official capacity as a podcast host and minister.

By The Authority granted to me by the internet still be you and I will support you, Dee and science podcast. I'd love you to listen to that. I'm at Correctional the very social media. And also I'd like to pluck ceilings. The only thing is medically proven to stop dog from seeing you in the bath.

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